(via ryan-aniki)
A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.
i… don’t get it?
(via shapeofhersoul)
one time a boy liked me just kidding
(via mockjabberjace)
I wanna sit on swings with the stars above in the darkness with you forever.
(via mockjabberjace)
man i dont get why prostitution is illegal like if i wanna suck a dick so i can buy a pizza or two who the fuck are you to stop me
(via luminousrogue)